What Catalogs are really telling you...

If you have an eye for detail, and a penchant for camp humour; you have to check this blog out. 
(Thanks to Eric for the tip)

I’ve only set out personalized towels for Margaret and Patrick, but I see three people arriving on horseback…if they’re bringing a friend I wish they had told me ahead of time.  The embroiderer is fast but not that fast.

It broke through the wall during the last big storm and we decided just to leave it.

- Catalog living is the creation of Molly Erdman, a Los Angeles-based actor, writer, and comedian